Children.

Ok.
Children. Absolutely well and truly horrible. And it's getting worse.

So. i was at the park today. Sitting at the tables with a few friends observing the young 'scooter dudes' and gosh. their language. i mean come on. they are like all of 10 years old and swearing their heads off. Not that i really care that much but there were like young children there you think they would at least have the decency to cut it down a little with young ears about. no no no...

And just when you thought it was bad enough then comes along the 4 year old from Sydney.
ok. so we're playing on the swings and Maggie pushes me into the metal pole and i really hurt my ankle. then comes along this adorable little child who begins to laugh at me.

HAHAHA YOU HURT YOUR ANKLE. BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

WELL. i was completely shocked. i just looked at him and was like WHAT?!

then the little one was like. YOU SMELL SO BAD. GIRLS SMELL SOO BAD. AND YOU POOP YOUR PANTS. BECAUSE ALL GIRLS POOP THEIR PANTS.

well. he went on for some time on this little ranter, thinking he was king and what not.
we argued for a fairly long time. I brought up the fact that he just insulted his sister and he was quite upset. i also informed him that if he was so nasty and mean to everyone he will have no friends at all. he just looked at me and called me a poo head again.

His mother soon called him and they all left. ready to return to their beloved Sydney.
Good ridden little terrorist fucker.
haha.

Best argument i've had in years!