Mozzie.

Mozzie? a blog about a mozzie? you question. ohhh no no nooo, not just any mozzie it's a

"super mosquito"

So, i'm sitting here minding my own business, when BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
in my ear! -_- like i would even attempt to try and sleep with THAT!

So i swat him away, you know when you like hit them and they go flying across the room? yeah. Well 15 or so peaceful minutes go past... then all of a sudden, BAM my leg! The bloodsucker is back and is not very happy!

I cant seem to swat him.
Every now and then he comes past my computer screen... buz buz buz buzzzz

im swatting the air like a fool
and glaring around at nothingness
POOF! he just missappears...then he strikes again... SLURP SLURPP my arm! You guessed it, i miss again.

Until, he goes real reallll slow past the screen and BAM! i smush him between my fists...
"VICTORY!" you say?
oh nooo, not for this poor little girl.
Open my hands and BUZZZZZZZZZ out he flies!
ARGH! Who can survive a smushing like that?!?!

I feel like mr bean on that fly episode, you know the one with the fly which takes over his whole night.
See the link. It's ridiculous!

I'm surely destined to lose this war :(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCgCT_C3WiY